Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Thanksgiving Madness

I am having 17 people over for Thanksgiving dinner and/or dessert on Thursday. I offer to you a list of what I am making as a way to explain my absence on the blog lately:

Cranberry Mimosas
Bacon-Wrapped Scallops with Port Reduction Sauce
Shrimp and cocktail sauce
Sweet Onion, White Bean, and Artichoke Heart Dip with pita chips
Salami, cheese, crackers, olives, grapes
Butternut Squash Soup
Apple and Pomegranate Salad with Cider Vinaigrette, Spiced Walnuts, and Goat Cheese
Cider-Brined Turkey and gravy
Spiral Ham
Clementine Cranberry Sauce
Mashed Potatoes
Sourdough and Country Sausage Stuffing
Mashed Sweet Potatoes with Maple Syrup
Honey Ginger Carrots
Flaky Dinner Rolls
Asparagus with Parmesan Butter
Mulled Apple Cider
Nutcracker Pie
Pumpkin Cheesecake
Chocolate Chip Bundt Cake with Raspberry Sauce
Spiced Pumpkin Dip with Gingersnaps and Apple Slices

As I look at this list written out, I realize again how ridiculous I am and how very much Martha Stewart is in the house. I also realize how very adept I am at undertaking large Herculean tasks in lieu of dissertation-writing. How much I love huge, organization-heavy tasks that have nothing to do with Irish poetry or transnationalism.

You wouldn't believe how many countless hours one can spend in seeking out recipes, planning a menu, grocery shopping in various specialty shops for things like candied ginger, reorganizing the living room, baking pies from scratch, making vats of ice, ironing napkins and tablecloths, and other sundry and unnecessary tasks involved in making The Perfect Thanksgiving. I imagine every year it will get worse and worse, until by 2028 I will start cooking around Halloween. Oh well, it is my favorite holiday. And this year, my very favorite procrastination tool.

What is everyone doing for Thanksgiving?


At 11:44 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

going over to your house!!! and helping out with Thanksgiving Prep tonight...i've been trying not to think about how much manual labor that will entail. i'm thinking lots of Arrested Development Season 2 episodes are in order!

At 11:58 AM, Blogger scs said...

Thank goodness you are coming. There are five pounds of unpeeled potatoes here waiting for you. ;)

At 12:58 PM, Blogger benji said...

we are having some people over as well, nothing as ridiculous as this, but there should be plenty of 'lurky for everyone. the hard part has been trying to find the perfect outfit of Riley. i wanted to get her an outfit that said "baby's first thanksgiving" but instead i opted for her guns n roses outfit with a homemade turkey nose. i think pictures will be in order!

At 2:45 PM, Blogger scs said...

ohmygosh. Yes please send pictures of that. That's Thanksgiving Madness on a whole 'nother level.


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