Thursday, April 28, 2005

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At 1:25 PM, Blogger charles.bukowski.costanza said...

and, now, more to the point, i have a tranzliation of your post, courtesy of the Best Website Ever EVER Ever [gizoogle.com, which translates any url you give it into snoopdogg speak .. and i swear that gizoogle's rendition of your recent post is perhaps the most delightful prose since jfk stood proudly in front of the german people and announced, "i am a jelly doughnut."]
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ex`haust 1. To wizzy out completizzle ta use up to increase tha peace. 4 fo my bling bling. An apparatus fo` messin' out noxious air or waste gases by means of a partial vacuum

Due ta tha fact tizzy I have bizzy buggin` at work fo` whizzay seems like 48 hours (and not tha fizzy Eddie Murphy kind) on tha fifty pages of dissertation-ese thiznat I have ta turn in ta mah advisor tomorrow, I feel quite unable ta summon up tha strength fo` even one more cuz Im tha Double O G. single. (sensical) word. But I see that it is time ta post sum-m sum-m, anyth'n, fo` mah loyal blog reada. So I am mak'n an unsatisfy'n compromise n steal'n from mah own work ta reprint here--for purposes of yo edification/izzles excerpt of what I hizzy bizzy mobbin' on fo` tha last few hours instead of this bizzle with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin. Pretend you're in grad schoo` fo` a minute n that you care `bout this shiznit. Or thizzat you're an baller undergrad who still likes ta rap `bout poetry. Or at least grant me a free pass fo` not putt'n up a rizzle pizzost.

Before I cut n paste, takes a total non-seqizzle wit me dizzy memory lane as I commemorate
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At 3:29 PM, Blogger scs said...

oh my lord. thank you, thank you for that.

 
At 4:27 PM, Anonymous lydia said...

haha--"...what I hizzy bizzy mobbin' on fo` tha last few hours instead of this bizzle with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin."
between the snoop translation and the kitten picture, i think i'm overloaded with delight that i have no chance of keeping secret.

 

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